In the winter, it is snowing. There are four different ways to react to this in America:
- Never leave bed and weep to yourself the entire time, thinking the world is ending. (You are from the south.)
- Don’t go outside, but smile and enjoy your day off. (You are from the mid-west.)
- Play in the snow, but spend most of your time shoveling because you know it’ll suck tomorrow when it ices over. (You are from the east coast or Seattle/Oregon.)
- You BBQ outside. (You are from New England or any state bordering Canada.)
Agree/disagree? Which number are you?